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#1 gibbo247

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 09:13 PM

Tell us the worst film you've ever seen it can be an old film or a new film.


Personally i found Donny Darko the worst waste of time alomst ever, it was only beaten by the Dead poets society!

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 09:28 AM

it has to be Battlefield Earth with john travolta

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 02:20 AM


shit.gif 'Deathsport' shit.gif - (1978) - starring David Carradine

- quite possibly the worst film ever made....top 10 anyway

- no redeeming qualities whatsoever

- I'm sad to say that I actually bought this title, even sadder is that I uploaded the cover sad.gif

- I'm sorry, please don't judge me!! confused.gif
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Posted 09 June 2008 - 08:52 AM

QUOTE(gareth6000 @ Jun 9 2008, 02:20 AM)
shit.gif 'Deathsport' shit.gif  - (1978) - starring David Carradine

- quite possibly the worst film ever made....top 10 anyway

- no redeeming qualities whatsoever

- I'm sad to say that I actually bought this title, even sadder is that I uploaded the cover sad.gif

- I'm sorry, please don't judge me!! confused.gif

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It's ok, mate, we all make big mistakes!
I've bought some turkeys in my time and off loaded them very swiftly!

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 05:38 PM

shit.gif shit.gif Mr. Bean's Holiday 2007 shit.gif shit.gif

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 04:01 PM

For me it has to be `I am Legend` with Will Smith.
What a pile of crock.
And not forgetting `Cloverfield` thumbdown.gif

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 07:18 PM


Just finished watching Black and White ...

...wow what a pile of censored.gif

On paper it looks good, great cast and so on, but it just doesn't work for me!!

The only good bit is where Robert Downey Jnr. gets the shit.gif kicked out of him by Mike Tyson biggrin.gif

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 10:48 PM

I was going to borrow Black & White off my brother, I won`t bother now. Cheers thumbup1.gif
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 07:19 PM

No probs brit1.... hope your bro isn't upset though!
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 03:17 PM

Watched headless horseman 2008 last night.

What a load of censored.gif

Cloverfield just as bad, as well as be kind re-wind bag.gif

But donnie darko is one of the worst I've ever bought bag.gif eek.gif

I read all the reviews and people said best movie of all time etc etc etc, same with blair witch project. Total bollocks censored.gif censored.gif
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 08:20 PM

Worst film i watched was Monster what a load of shit.gif

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Posted 23 June 2008 - 01:35 AM

eek.gif drillbit maybe

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:38 PM

Watched `Flood` last night. Wishing I hadn`t shit.gif
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Posted 13 July 2008 - 11:26 AM

The Happening

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 10:54 PM

Watched the mist.....didnt like it. special effects were bollocks...a wee twist to the film though...Not worth the hype bag.gif


Harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay - censored.gif shit.gif shit.gif ..enuff said


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Posted 16 July 2008 - 10:31 PM

The Mist was pretty average, but I thought it was a good ending
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 04:27 AM

I don't think it's what it's called, but "The Doom" is what I know it as (Dad brought it back from Bankok, so it could be anything tongue.gif

It's got Dolph Lungden in it and he plays some sort of android thing in a war-torn world full of small groups of people fighting robot things. i mean, at least he's doing something original in his films.......... confused.gif

It was so painful i turned it off after about half hour.....

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 04:28 PM

Alien vs Predator - Requiem.

Boring
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 11:43 PM

I just watched Altered. From the Director of The Blair Witch Project. I should have know it would be bad from that description.

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 01:29 PM


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My wife picked this one up. I think, because of the title, she thought it might spice the evening up. WRONG!!! It would have to be the biggest load of censored.gif shit.gif that either of us have ever seen. I can't believe that it actually won an award at the 2005 Gotham Awards. Surprise, surprise however, it won the Best Film Not Playing At A Theater Near You award, and take it from me, it is a good thing that it is not playing at a theatre near you.

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