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#1 BostonGB

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Posted 16 January 2015 - 07:09 PM

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.' The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

 

She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Paul and I played rugby for St. Helens.


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Posted 16 January 2015 - 07:25 PM

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