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Posted 19 January 2015 - 08:20 PM

A man and his wife are awakened at three o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?" "I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" was the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk? :cry:  :whistling1:

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#2 Ionitybit


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Posted 11 December 2016 - 02:35 PM

To be fair, they were asking for half a million and got over 300,000. That's a lot of money, and only something like 0.001 of the Kickstarters gets there. If they asked for 200,000, they would have gotten it.