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#1 DoubleTap

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 11:30 PM

Here's a little thread I'd like to call "The Never Ending Story" It's real simple, and has just 1 rule! but let me explain this just a little and then start it off...

The Idea is to add as much or as little to the story as you wish! the only rule is you cannot post 2x's in a row. Someone else must reply before you can do so again. Thus the story is allways changing and interesting. and hopefully will GET ALOT OF MEMBERS in here reading it and adding to it!.

JUST REMEMBER THIS IS PURELY FOR "SHITS and GIGGLES" The story line may be offensive to some members. so THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.

IF YOU ARE THIN SKINNED DON'T BOTHER!

This is harmless fun and mindless banter... dont worry about grammer (as you can read I dont)

those who do enjoy making fun of one another.WELCOME!

with that said I'll start it off!

Once upon a time on this vast and wild thing called the internet. There lived a semi retarded half superhero named " Hacker Jack". Now HJ was no normal Retarded Half superhero, he was also a rebel! refusing to ride the yellow short buss. he rode his Yellow Yamaha with training wheels! he rode all over the south east searchin for his long lost butt lover BaZZa!. Finaly HJ Found him. sitting at a..............

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 11:39 PM

Rocking chair playing his banjo and singing to himself, but all he can
think was his dream lover coming for him and....

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 11:43 PM

Calling out to him by his public pet name "Ned Beaty". Hacker tares up the driveway in his Yellow YAmaha! and yells out to BaZZA SQUEEL! little piggy SQUEEL!!....you can see the excitement in BaZZa's Eye's as Hacker steps of the short bike wearing only his assless chaps!.. Walking up to BaZZA and says....

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 11:49 PM

Stop dreaming of Tweetybird and get your butt out off that bed and pour us some coffee
and make me a nice breakfast with one or two eggs from chickens, Finally...

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Posted 15 August 2010 - 01:34 AM

BaZZa realizes that he must tell Uncle Jack (BaZZa's love nic' for HJ) the truth. "I can no longer be your gay lover, for I have meet another, whose ass is much finer and she has big boobies." And as a broken hearted Hacker Jack turns to walk away BaZZa cries out "please don't despair Uncle Jack, for I will always think of you when I am on all fours being reared ended by a small strap-on that's attached to my new found love." Stopping to think about what has just happened, Hacker Jack, dressed in his favorite ass-less chaps turns around and ....

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Posted 15 August 2010 - 03:06 AM

Wiped the solitary tear falling from his right eye. For he knew he would not find another lover as satisfiing as BaZZa..
Wanting to put this all behind him (no pun intended). HJ Jumped back on his Short yellow bike. and decided to head south east. That's right folks South east toward Miami Floriday. For he knew that the one love intrest left in his semi retarded half superhero mind was none other than his ButtMaster Trainer who is from the Islands! Hj has no Idea how he's going to get his Short Yellow bike to float to the Islands. He is driven to the south Atlantic Like a fat kid loves cake.. Who is this mystery Islander that HJ is desperate to reconnect with? The one who has taught him the pleaseures of the "ASS" for there is only One who knows This master of the bowl movements! Masterswitch hitter Jenkins!!

Hj is going through Tampa Florida Where he has heard his ButtMaster and Jenkins were giving refresher courses in Salad tossing! As HJ pulled up to this establishment the sign read.........

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Posted 15 August 2010 - 04:25 AM

"Learn the Finer Arts of Salad Tossing
The original ButtMaster and his young Apprentice Jenkins,
are Now Giving New & Re-Fresher Class's.
So give your ASS to the New Finer Arts of Salad Tossing
and experience some Exotic Worldly Desires!"

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Posted 15 August 2010 - 04:47 PM

To everybody that is invited to the house, But HJ didn't come because he was tied up
by the lake waiting for Doubletap to come to untie him but HJ was naked and doubletap decided to
tie him back up and put his sock in his mouth.

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Posted 15 August 2010 - 05:52 PM

Knowing That HJ prefers long round falic shapes in his mouth Doubletap was not going to satisfy HJ's wishes. Even though DT could have just closed his eye's and pretended HJ was a chick. Then it dawned on DT that HJ is Everyones little bitch. Supressing the urge to bounce something of HJ's chin, DT diceded the sock will do. DT pulled out his Smart phone and went online to FC.net to let Max know of his secret lovers whereabouts. And that he was nakid/Tied up. and being temproarily satisfied with a sock in his mouth. Dt Left HJ where he found him knowing that Max would arrive soon and.......

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Posted 15 August 2010 - 09:54 PM

Making sure he was still tied up, But a voice from nowhere shouted to Max and said you
still owned me money for the cab fare, But then Max found something on the ground that
look like.

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Posted 16 August 2010 - 09:37 AM

Hmmm Max couldn't really tell what it looked like, so he paid the Taxi driver in EURO's knowing full well that they where becoming worthless. "Now" said Max "Just what is that thing on the ground there!" Carefully Max bends down to get a closer look.... "Holly Shit" cries Max in a very excited voice, "a jumbo sized Butt-Plug". Picking up the Jumbo Sized Butt-Plug, Max looks around for his secret love, HJ. Noticing HJ still tried up and naked by a tree next to the lake, Max bounds towards him. The Taxi driver who was still watching Max, thought that this has all got to weird, seeing a Naked Gagged and Bound Man by the Lake and a Tall skinny Black Man running in what appears to be Slow-Motion towards this Naked Gagged and Bound man, he drives off leaving these weirdos to their own devices.
As Max gets closer to the naked, gagged and bound HJ, his pants are no longer on his body. HJ with eyes wider then an owl, cannot believe the size of Max's manhood, "Shit, a baby elephants trunk would look small up against that!" he thinks. Struggling, HJ manages to spit out the sock and loosens the ties around his legs. Quickly HJ springs to his feet and start running in the opposite direction with Max bounding closely behind. HJ, running back up towards the house and struggling to loosen the ropes that binds his hands, runs straight into the ButtMasters Apprentice, Jenkings, knocking him to the ground. Jenkins, starts to pick himself up off the ground when he is face-slapped by Max's "Bigger then a Baby Elephants Trunk - Manhood". This in turn knocks poor Jenkins out cold. When Jenkins finally starts to stir he realises that allis not right, for he is .....

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 12:37 PM

Getting bigger, But someone was looking around the corner hoping they can have
a piece of action. Bazza told that person to find someone else instead to played
hide and seek, But a good looking woman named Tweetybird came from the hills spying on them all to see what was going on there.

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 01:02 PM

"Hmmmm" said the very sweet TweetyBird, "Brother Jenkins, aka the ButtMasters Apprentice, has a huge bulge in his pants that would make any gal feel welcome, BaZZa has just told the Hot & Sexy Donna Babe to stop looking at Brother Jenkins and that he will deal with her later, Hacker Jack is running down the street half tied up and naked and Max is sitting in the gutter holding onto his manhood which looks bigger then a baby elephants trunk". "can't a gal leave town for a week with out this shit happening!". TweetyBird makes her way over to Max, aka the ButtMaster himself, only to give him a very hard kick in the Balls and screams at him; "Wake Up To Your Self!". She then starts to walk slowly towards Brother Jenkins but finds herself quickening her pace towards him with every step she makes. Her eyes are glued on to that welcoming growing bulge that is inflecting the poor dazzled Jenkins. By the time she gets to Brother Jenkins, the every so sweet TweetyBird is almost at full flight and upon coming to a screaming halt she just manages to say "....

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 01:13 PM

Brother Jenkins will you come to diary room please there someone waiting for you
and she is very hungry, But Brother Jenkins comes to the diary room and see what
Big Brother want him for. Suddenly Covergal was there and said.

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 01:23 PM

"Mmmmmmmmm Brother Jenkins, is that a gun in you pocket or are just just Very Happy to see me?". Still is dazed state Jenkins looks down at his pants and sees that he has the Biggest Bulge he has ever had. "What The!" cries Jenkins, "That MF must have slipped me a Viagra or two!". "Well! whats the answer?" a very excited CoverGal asks, to which Brother Jenkins, trying to think quickly on his feet but cannot because of the massive blood drain on his body, can only stutter ....

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 02:46 PM

How the hell did you get into this thread Covergal? Its boys only.. :P quickly go get Bazza coz he always sorts us out in a situation like this :D

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 03:11 AM

So with this rejected news, CoverGal runs out of the Big Brother house, aka The house of the Seven Monkeys, and finds her phone. Still trembling from supreme rejection, CoverGal manages to Speed Dial 1 on her phone... ... ... .."Hello, BaZZa here!" a voice came from the other end. "BaZZa, can you please come around and see me. I have just had the most worstest experience. Please BaZZa, pleaseeeeee". "At then CoverGal, I will be right around. The usual place??" BaZZa enquires. "Yes and please be quick" replied CoverGal who then hangs up the phone and races to BaZZa's and her secret meeting spot for another Tryst. In the mean time someone else who was also watching all of these events come about, has rang a Doctor to aide Max and Jenkings in their obvious hour of need. Dr John Negro arrives and help Max into The House of the Seven Monkey's, where Brother Jenkins is resting on a sofa, his feet on a poof and still maintaining a very healthy bulge. Dr John Negro tells he new clients that they need to remove all of their cloths so that he can "Tend to the Needs". Max, the ButtMaster is undressed in a flash, so to is Dr John Negro while Brother jenkins is showing signs of concern and thinking .."Why has the good Dr' removed his cloths! and why has Max got a babe elephants trunk as his manhood!". Still suffering from the massive Blood Drain, Brother Jenkins pass's out once again, falling to the ground Brother Jenkins start to wonder "What is going to happen now ....

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Posted 18 August 2010 - 04:40 PM

Then the green alien arrived from planet, Which he couldn't remember his name but saw brother Jenkins
on the ground and was going to bandage him. Now he forgot the first aid kit which he left it somewhere
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 02:55 AM

... back seat of the Patient Transport Vehicle, carefully so not to be noticed, Green Alien slips Brother Jenkins out of the room before Max and Dr John have there evil ButtMaster ways with him. After all Salad Tossing is not for everyone. With Brother Jenkins safely in the back of the PTV they both make a speedy getaway. "PLANET..This is Green Alien, I have our Brother safe and sound and he appears to be untouched...over!" the mystery man sends over the TwoWay radio. "Green Alien..This is PLANET, That is great news, be careful and we will see you soon....over!" came the feminine rely crackling through the TwoWay radio's speaker. The PTV comes to a sudden stop which jars Brother Jenkins out of hes slumber. By the time Brother Jenkins can fully understand what is going on, the rear doors of the PTV fly open and he is greeted by Montecarloss, aka Green Alien, and they are outside the front doors of PLANET, PEOPLE who LOVE and APPRECIATE the NETWORK for ENTERTAINMENT and TOGETHERNESS. Walking out through the doors is TweetyBird the Mother Figure of PLANET. "It's good to see that you both made it back safely, quickly now we have to get Brother Jenkins to the recovery room were we can give him some relief for the over bulging manhood" said TweeyBird. Waiting in the recovery room is Ginger and her troupe who are all ready to help give Brother Jenkins the relief that he so urgently needs. Jenkins, seeing Ginger and her troupe dressed in very little get a bit excited and faints, falling on to the recovery bed. Once more this sudden Blood Loss from his head, has caused his bulging manhood get even bigger. "Not again!" Jenkins thinks as the lights begin to fade and he is once more entombed by the Foggy Darkness of nothing....

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:43 PM

Too hold it up with a long piece of string which it look like a mouse tail
or was it Elephant tail, At the moment something was creeping in the crack of the wall
Brother Jenkins and the others went to look to see what is was.