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Poll: What's the worst movie you've ever watched? (10 member(s) have cast votes)

What's the worst movie you've ever watched?

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#41 derek31a

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 10:55 PM

Worst film I ever had the misfortune to watch was Zardoz with Sean Connery - walked out of the cinema half way through. Tried to give it a second chance by watching it again 15 years later on TV. Turned it over after 20 mins. DIRE!!!

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#42 Budster

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 06:06 AM

QUOTE(Riia @ Dec 13 2006, 08:56 PM)
JAWS was the worst movie i've seen. too unrelistic.

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Worst movie ever has to b Babel
Haven't got attention span for movies that go back and forward
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#43 janick

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Posted 25 February 2007 - 03:07 AM

the worst movie i have ever seen has to be solaris (the one with Clooney in it).

My husband fell asleep after 10 minutes, and i lost the will to live after watching half of it. There was absolutely no storyline that I could tell, and it was boring in the extreme.

Funny how my husband woke up as soon as the film was switched off!!

#44 donkeyteeth

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Posted 27 February 2007 - 09:38 AM

man bites dog , only watched 30 mins and could not be bothered to watch any more of it .

it was recommended as well , needless to say i dont take things to serious what the person says nowadays.

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 04:09 AM

Talladega Nights really disappointed me thumbdown.gif thumbdown.gif thumbdown.gif

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 04:19 AM

Found one worse than Babel:
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Posted 15 March 2007 - 10:13 AM

Having read 3 pages of your worst movie picks.
I would also have to go with All Babes want to Kill me. Totally stupid.
Runners up would be Lustre......... I totally lost the plot on that movie..... heaven knows what the writers were on about smile.gif

#48 the_zappa

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Posted 25 March 2007 - 04:30 PM

Snakes on a plane was pretty bad but the makers knew it was a gimmick and it was never supposed to be serious but they successfully made it popular by word of mouth.

Anyway, that aside among the bad films I've seen are Daredevil. Ben Affleck was so unbelievably bad in that the acting couldn't have been any more wooden if they had cast a railway sleeper for the part.
Also, Slaughtered Vomit dolls - absolute garbage - there is no redeeming feature about the film at all. The 'director' set out to make a disgusting film with as much blood as was humanly possible with puking and no dialogue whatsoever. Unfortunately he only succeeded in making the biggest waste of time to be put onto a film reel.
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Posted 05 April 2007 - 11:43 AM

Ok the new Mr Bean movie, is it just me or is this shit funny????
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Posted 08 April 2007 - 02:16 PM

silent hill was the worse film ive ever seen in my life.

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 04:57 PM



Universal Solider - Or indeed anything that contains Monsieur Van Damme.

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Posted 28 April 2007 - 12:24 AM

How about "Dark Star" ?

Its rather a bit old (it is in color) maybe not THE worst, but for sure the dumb'st ever.


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Posted 28 April 2007 - 01:53 PM

Heres one for the Ages ----

Howard the DUCK !!!!!!

One Fine Piece of Movie Magic !!!



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#54 wil.hammer

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Posted 09 May 2007 - 06:56 PM

Old Joy is def in my top ten.


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Posted 30 August 2007 - 07:26 PM

Bloodrayne - very worst movie